Nick Helm’s Christmas F*ck Fest 9
Nick Helm
London
Pleasance London
Main House Cabaret
19:30
200 mins
From £18.50
17th Dec
The Human Car Crash of Light Entertainment and National Treasure in waiting Nick
Helm brings together the best comedians he knows that were available
on the night for another legendarily evening of comedy, music, Christmas
and Chaos all in the name of raising money for charity.
Usual* rules apply. All proceeds go to Shelter and Mind.
Merry Fuck-Fest to each everyone!!!
*list of all the people that shouldn't bother attending:
Arseholes
Dickheads
Wankers
Bellends
People expecting slickness.
People that think that just by being talked to at a comedy gig they are somehow getting picked on.
People in the audience that like to make it all about them.
People who just exhale through their nose when something is hilarious instead of properly laughing.
Hecklers.
Rude people.
People incapable of dealing with the concept of a stage persona and who take everything they see in life at face value.
Journalists that hide in the dark and say ’oh he's just doing what he always does'
Large groups of actors.
Cats.
People that aren't expecting a Fuck-Fest.
People with unrealistic preconceptions of what a comedy show can provide for them.
Everyone else is welcome
Usual* rules apply. All proceeds go to Shelter and Mind.
Merry Fuck-Fest to each everyone!!!
*list of all the people that shouldn't bother attending:
Arseholes
Dickheads
Wankers
Bellends
People expecting slickness.
People that think that just by being talked to at a comedy gig they are somehow getting picked on.
People in the audience that like to make it all about them.
People who just exhale through their nose when something is hilarious instead of properly laughing.
Hecklers.
Rude people.
People incapable of dealing with the concept of a stage persona and who take everything they see in life at face value.
Journalists that hide in the dark and say ’oh he's just doing what he always does'
Large groups of actors.
Cats.
People that aren't expecting a Fuck-Fest.
People with unrealistic preconceptions of what a comedy show can provide for them.
Everyone else is welcome
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